Posts tagged sex
a big storm is coming
and i’m laying in bed watching the lightning echo around the lake. it’s incredible.
only thing that could make this moment better? if i was having sex while maroon five’s “secret” was playing.
watched the first half of game of thrones season 1 tonight
and dudes, i knew there was gonna be nudity (fuck yeah take a shot for every t and a!!1!1), but no one prepared me for the explicit lesbian sex in 1x07. jesus. got to the end of the scene and went “mmrphgwk?” i feel like littlefinger was saying something important but for all i know he could have been announcing the fucking weather forecast. i am SNL’s twelve-year-old boy on the set of GOT. MORE BOOBS! MORE PENISES! MORE FUCKING! HEAR, HEAR!